
1. In the beginning Mummy created the #GirlTwin and the #BoyTwin.
2. Now the earth was formed and full, brightness was over the surface of the deep, and the Summertime was hovering over the yard.
3. And Mummy said, “Let there be night, becar dem deh pickney nah sleep” and (eventually) there was night.
4. Mummy saw that the night was good, and she separated the light from the darkness because the quiet in the house gave her some rest (at last).
5. Mummy called the light “day,” and the darkness she called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6. What Mummy really needed was a glass of wine and some dark blinds for #BoyTwin and #GirlTwins room.
7. Mummy saw all that she had made, and, behold, and it was very good until 5:30 this morning when both #GirlTwin and #BoyTwin decided that bright early mornings equated to time to wake up.
8. And after much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teet both #GirlTwin and #BoyTwin understood the concept of #BritishSummerTime and Mummy was left wide awake whilst they slept.
9. And the evening and the morning were the second day with Mummy Facebooking these shenanigans because she couldn’t drift back to sleep and she also has good coffee that would keep her awake for most of the day.
10. #Buzzing #TwinMomzRock #HaveAGreatDay
#TwinChronicles #BritishSummerTime #SleeplessInBirmingham #Genesis
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The SugarSnaps